Porthos: I had a bad childhood.
Aramis: I know.
Porthos: What do you mean you know?
Aramis: Look at you.
Porthos: What do you mean look at me?
Aramis: Look at how you stand. People who had good childhoods don’t stand like that.

Porthos: Oh, no, we’re not together. We’re not a couple. We’re definitely not a couple.
Aramis: Wow, you seem pretty insulted by that. What, I’m not good enough for you?
Porthos: We are not having this conversation again.