asspostate:

miss me with that ‘weapon accuracy’ shit. im shooting everything. im laying down cover fire. im shooting the walls. im shooting my teammates. im shooting myself. my accuracy is 100% yall just dont know what im aiming at

I didn’t even read the rest because I’m still laughing at “miss me with that ‘weapon accuracy’ shit” like I’ve never read a more perfect phrase in my life

best combo: high charge zarya and lucio

marquiche:

I’m excited

jawlipops:

IS THAT A FEMALE CRUSADER

asynca:

CANON NON-BINARY REP???? IN MY OVERWATCH???

The Mei Short

Jeff: Status so far?
Blizzard: Thousands are sobbing outside of the headquarters entrance and your phone line’s flooded with “how dare you” voicemails.
Jeff taking a long sip from his mug filled with fan tears: Lmao noice