You know, most psychologists agree that hostility is really just sublimated sexual attraction.
Sophie to Eliot about Hardison (via incorrectleveragequotes)
Tag: leverage
There is a master key and a spare key for the office. Eliot has them both. When I asked, “What if you die, Eliot? How will we get into the office?” he said, “If I’m dead, you guys have been dead for weeks.”
Hardison (via incorrectleveragequotes)
I love catching people in the act. That’s why I always whip open doors.
Parker (via incorrectleveragequotes)
You know what keeps going through my head? Where’s my sandwich?
Eliot to Hardison (via incorrectleveragequotes)
Hardison: That’s one of my biggest fears. If I ever, like, woke up as a doughnut…
Parker: You would eat yourself.
Hardison: I wouldn’t even question it.
Nate: Everybody’s bringing something essential to the mix.
Hardison: Said Beyonce right before she left Destiny’s Child.
Parker: You think Sophie’s hiding something?
Eliot: She’s a grifter. Parker. She’s THE grifter. Her secrets have secrets.
You look like that flashcard they told me means sadness.
Parker (via incorrectleveragequotes)
If you’re going to be sad, might as well be sad in Paris.
Tara to Sophie (via incorrectleveragequotes)
Eliot: You are disgusting, and I hate you.
Hardison: Then why are you still holding my hand?
Gracecursed 