Tag: har har
the cha cha slide in full metal armor
“sliiide to the left”
*indescribably loud screeching of metal against asphalt*
“one hop this time”
*clonk*
“two hops this time”
*clonk clonk*
“everybody clap your hands!”
*clankclankclankclankclank*
Moira mispronounced Mei’s name and made her cry in one breath which is why literally none of her coworkers like her
Moira: “Dr. Wilson, when the other moon apes murdered everyone on horizon, did you get any interesting scientific data out of that?”
Winston: “did you just call me Wilson and ask me about my dead dad”
At overwatch HR there’s a form that just says “in the space below please tell us what Moira said”
@blizzard make this Symmetra’s new highlight intro
Moira: [walks in] Sorry I’m late, I was doing stuff
Angela: [walks in after Moira, noticeably disheveled] SHE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS

















