har har – Page 3 – Gracecursed

When someone just repeated themselves for the third time and you still have no idea what they said

I don’t like the term “self care” bc its so removed from my personal experiences. When I buy soap or take luxurious baths or buy a new sweater or indulge in literally anything the only thing im doing is pretending to be the rich old lady from aristocats

cheapshadesandshortcuts:

lornacrowley:

lornacrowley:

i cant believe its daylight savings time and i havent seen the “hello its me your cousin oskaar from iceland” video on my dash yet you are all slackers

i guess i have to do all the work around here dont i

weaponizedplacebo:

at some point you’ve got to STOP reading the entrails and go out and LIVE that which was portented by them, because you WILL run out of doves

heavenlysatanic:

yes… perfect

katesattic:

uisce-bitch:

bravadopinfire:

No more child actors. Children don’t deserve to be exposed to Hollywood. From now on all children will be portrayed by adults walking on their knees.

Mother: “Sara it’s 10 o clock bedtime sweetie”

*hugh Jackman in a blond wig with pig tails*: BUT MOOOOOOOOM

constablebootyduty:

killuo:

xtec:

killuo:

Me: Small but knowing

you don’t be knowing what the top shelf looks like

Fixed