Porthos: Oh, no, we’re not together. We’re not a couple. We’re definitely not a couple.
Aramis: Wow, you seem pretty insulted by that. What, I’m not good enough for you?
Porthos: We are not having this conversation again.

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Sho: You know how you come home at the end of the day and throw your jacket on a chair?
Joshua: Yeah.
Sho: Well, instead of a jacket, it’s a pile of garbage. And instead of a chair, it’s a pile of garbage. And instead of the end of the day, it’s the end of time and garbage is all that has survived.

Sophie: I brought reinforcements.
Eliot: So, did you bring Nate?
Sophie: Um… no. I brought the next best thing.
Hardison: Hey.
Eliot: Hardison? You brought Hardison? The next best thing would have been Parker!
Hardison: Normally, I’d be offended, but Parker is freakishly strong.