anyone: *says something to me*
me: haha yeahh
me in head: what did they just say
Tag: ditto
Fanfiction is the literal embodiment of “if you want something done right, do it yourself”
miss me with that ‘weapon accuracy’ shit. im shooting everything. im laying down cover fire. im shooting the walls. im shooting my teammates. im shooting myself. my accuracy is 100% yall just dont know what im aiming at
I didn’t even read the rest because I’m still laughing at “miss me with that ‘weapon accuracy’ shit” like I’ve never read a more perfect phrase in my life

























