I identify with the wizard Howl because if *I* had magical powers I would use them to get better hair, evade taxes, make computer games for my nieces and nephews, use aliases that imply I’m related to King Arthur, spend at least half my life as a literal toddler and discover alternate planes of reality so that I could flirt with the girls there.
Tag: ditto
This got even funnier when I realized that to shoot it, essentially someone had to hurl a massive rat puppet at Cary Elwes.
NO NO I HAVE SAID THIS BEFORE BUT IT’S EVEN BETTER
A GUY IN A RAT SUIT HAD TO JUMP ON CARY ELWES FROM A HEIGHT
ive never fucked off and been a fun and irreverent young person bc im literally aware of all possible things that could go wrong at all times in any given situation
me before i watch an ep of elementary: joan watson is very beautiful and i don’t think i could love her more
me while i watch an ep of elementary: i lied i love her even more than i did 5 minutes ago
if you see someone being interrupted in a conversation, acknowledge them, don’t let them be pushed to the side. if you see someone lagging behind, walk beside them. if someone is being ignored, take the step to include them. always remind people of their worth. it hurts when it feels like you’re being forgotten. that small gesture can mean a lot.
so much sapphic positivity is focused on relationships, but not all of us have that in our lives, so here’s to the single sapphics. whether you’re pining after a certain girl, or don’t have anyone in your life. whether you desperately want a relationship, feel neutral towards romance, or are loving being single. you are sapphic no matter what and your relationship status does not define you. you are going to be okay
He’s singing my song.
ART HISTORY MEME | [5/6] themes, series or subjects; rose windows
[Caption: four gifs from New Girl, of Winston talking to Nick (off screen). Winston: “You realize I saw ‘good night’ to you every night, and you never say ‘good night’ back? What is your problem Nick? Do you not want me to have a good night?”]
Enjoy my collection of Vivi Tripping on Himself gifs.