You probably ate the damn sandwich yourself and forgot about it
Tag: alec hardison
Eliot: Someone at work stole my sandwich!
Hardison: Well, what did the police say?!
Hardison: I’ll have you know, I was a god at fluid dynamics.
Sophie: You think you’re a god at everything.
Hardison: Empirical evidence doesn’t lie.
Sophie: I brought reinforcements.
Eliot: So, did you bring Nate?
Sophie: Um… no. I brought the next best thing.
Hardison: Hey.
Eliot: Hardison? You brought Hardison? The next best thing would have been Parker!
Hardison: Normally, I’d be offended, but Parker is freakishly strong.
There is a master key and a spare key for the office. Eliot has them both. When I asked, “What if you die, Eliot? How will we get into the office?” he said, “If I’m dead, you guys have been dead for weeks.”
Hardison (via incorrectleveragequotes)
Hardison: That’s one of my biggest fears. If I ever, like, woke up as a doughnut…
Parker: You would eat yourself.
Hardison: I wouldn’t even question it.
Nate: Everybody’s bringing something essential to the mix.
Hardison: Said Beyonce right before she left Destiny’s Child.
Eliot: You are disgusting, and I hate you.
Hardison: Then why are you still holding my hand?
Get to Know Me (pegscrter edition) heartwarming scenes (5/5) | leverage: team splits up
You know, this was your crusade. Now it’s our war.
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LeverageCast | First and Last
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