House Guest Pt. 1 – Hipporiot – The Flash (TV 2014) [Archive of Our Own]

“In this thrilling chapter, we begin with Barry Allen in a love, work, home life maelstrom and… He’s not handling it well. Choosing instead to ignore life’s subtle cues to get his shit together and instead run in anxious super-speed circles.

Life has chosen to intervene in the vehicle of Leonard Snart with an overnight-bag.

Life’s a dick.”

Chapter 5, Pt. 1 of my A Matter Of Time series is now finally up!

“im getting old” starter pack

kingjaffejoffer:

“this is way too sweet”

“they’re remaking that movie already????”

“my back hurts”

“wait, people get mad about that now?”

“I can’t eat that, its gone fuck my stomach up”

“hold on let me check my calendar first”

**turns on the radio** [groans]