One bonus of being An Adult ™ is grossly misusing modern slang on purpose and watching the young interns cry inside
a fine example: the other day I pointed at a passing shark and, while looking one intern right in the eye, went “Man is that bae or what huh?” and the look on his face was something i will treasure for years
“I’ve had enough of running away, Sophie. Now I’ve got something I want to protect. It’s you.”
Howl’s Moving Castle (2004) dir. Hayao Miyazaki
barry: where are you going?
len: to either get ice cream, or commit a felony
len: i’ll decide in the car
























